Tech IndustryFeb 4, 2023
Amazon67yE6u

Zuck, I will convince Amazon employees to pay you $1B crowdfunded please convince our investors to cut L7/L8 management

Amazon employees can use a phonetool extension and new old fart tool to see how many managers we have under each leader at each level. The bloat is unbelievable and wasn't touched in the past layoffs. We need more L5 ICs and L6 ICs, we have too many managers that were given teams or promos because our roadmaps were weak and we liked to build empires on paper thin foundations. For the QAM/TPM to SDM converts, can we also have a standardized test whose results are public for anyone to see. I know many who can't code or judge code quality becoming SDMs which ruins the product. TC: 280 (if Amazon would've refilled my lost stock value for 2023 but realistically closer to 250s if Amazon stock just moves sideways) You can use the 1B to fund your metaverse or bring more contributions to open source community from Meta (thank you Meta employees) or maybe save employees at Meta from future layoffs. I will even help pump your stock. Also, talk to Alexa. Your utterances make my overlords happy.

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Epic Games L5_noob Feb 4, 2023

Can I have some of whatever youโ€™re smoking

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Savdhaan Feb 4, 2023

I will take loan and pay $2Bn but Someone promote op to a manager position asap and immediately kick them out instead of people losing jobs

Uber M2Ultra Feb 4, 2023

Amazon is all about politics and PIPs, so no.

Amazon dilp Feb 4, 2023

I support the OP

Meta pfxsss Feb 4, 2023

still cant believe amazon has non technicals SDMs

Amazon k33b Feb 4, 2023

Lol seriously this is hilarious