JPMorgan Chase is a Shithouse

JPMC is probably the biggest shithouse company for tech workers in the USA. Here, YOE and tenure is everything. Some days I feel like I am working in some DMV/USPS or some federal institution. I would advise any job seekers to only consider this shithouse if you donโ€™t have any other options. I thought Amazon was too intense for me and was glad to be laid off. After a year at Chase, my Amazon days feel heavenly. At least I was heard there. #tech

Intel ET1517 Mar 7

Intel ๐Ÿค JPMC

Capital One iโค๏ธc1 Mar 7

How's the tracking software?

Capital One iโค๏ธc1 Mar 7

I mean I heard they track your computer usage heavily

JPMorgan Chase redrabbit1 Mar 7

what exactly do they track?

Oracle ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Œhello Mar 7

arent you given some banking title? IC3 at amazon==vice present at JPMC right?

Amazon ms_newgrad Mar 7

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JPMorgan Chase chasingWut OP Mar 7

Yes. Here everyone is a VP or EXEC DIR.

ByteDance exMeta/IC6 Mar 7

Grass is always greener on the other side Try some mindfulness classes, courses

Capital One focy84 Mar 7

JPMC is good for coasters not for someone with aspirations!

NTT Data NyDh51 Mar 7

JPMC is the best place for an Indian to retire. All Indian colleagues, Indian work culture, no DEI crap, promotions guaranteed if you deliver groceries for your boss

Amazon Kalli Mar 7

At least is your TC better than Amazon?

JPMorgan Chase chasingWut OP Mar 7

No. It dropped 25%. 220 ---> 160

ex-Oracle lodsk Mar 7

JPMC > Unemployment. Just coast and jump when the market is better.

JPMorgan Chase chasingWut OP Mar 7

Same thing has been going on in my head last 6-8 months.

Microsoft spoiledev Mar 13

JPMC is still getting applicants so does not matter