RelationshipsJun 29, 2018
MicrosoftJsonBlob

Unrequited love is so fucking hard!

Title says all. Any expert advice to get over her will be appreciated T.C 150

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Microsoft JsonBlob OP Jun 29, 2018

Yeah might as well improve my TC.

F5 Networks Brodozer Jun 29, 2018

Cures all ills....

LinkedIn dataml Jun 29, 2018

Stop thinking of her as the proverbial "snowflake" who is unique and can't be replaced. Concentrate on her negative qualities and you will be fine

Apple RedFruit Jun 29, 2018

This

Microsoft JsonBlob OP Jun 29, 2018

That is not a bad idea at all! But fucking hard to implement.

Groupon TC || 👉🏿 Jun 29, 2018

Aren't you supposed print her Facebook pictures and then make a bonfire or something in a bucket? If you can also buy her favorite stuff and add it to the bonfire it's supposed to be all the more cleansing... Oh and don't forget to invite all your friends to the cleansing party and let the booze flow. Money-back guarantee only if at least five single women party along.

Microsoft JsonBlob OP Jun 29, 2018

Burning her pictures seems a little black magicky. I still love the heck out of her. But yeah burning her favorite things seems legit. And i love drinking so thats also a good suggestion. Appreciate it!

Groupon TC || 👉🏿 Jun 29, 2018

You can't half ass these things. When you leetcode you don't give up on the hard ones. In fact they are ones that matter the most. Go all in.

Airbnb jim.hodlen Jun 29, 2018

🎵when I find myself in times of trouble

Qualcomm mallons Jun 29, 2018

Just be her friend. Yeah, I hear the snickers about getting friend-zoned, but I was friends with my wife for two years before we went on our first date. But because we already knew each other so well, we were engaged less than six months later. The key is that you can’t force that spark to be there, but when it does, you want to be able to close the deal.

Microsoft JsonBlob OP Jun 29, 2018

Dude i have been friend zoned for half a decade! And the only spark I see is in the ashes of my burnt heart

Airbnb jim.hodlen Jun 29, 2018

try thrift/protobuf

Microsoft 你爸 Jun 29, 2018

No such thing. It is just infatuation or attraction

Microsoft Tier 1 Jun 29, 2018

Tinder. Go talk to as many new women as possible. Realize that there are roughly as many of them as there are us. A woman who doesn’t want you is not worth your time.

Lyft nomadmonad Jun 29, 2018

Unrequited love is like a one way TCP connection. Just doesn't exist bro. Go get something real

Credit Karma Dendi Jun 29, 2018

It is UDP 😛

F5 Networks Brodozer Jun 29, 2018

Yeah, she ain’t even bothering to send you a RST. Go find your SSL handshake. Or, do something else with your handshake.

Sapient Razorfish JustDGAF Jun 29, 2018

You’re smart. Use logic. Look at the numbers. 7.6 billion people on the planet. There’s an abundance of other options. All you have to do is look, connect, and chat.

Microsoft JsonBlob OP Jun 29, 2018

I know dude! But she is so painfully pretty. And just so goddamn charming. Can't help thinking that just, if she felt the same way about me, I would be invincible.

Sapient Razorfish JustDGAF Jun 29, 2018

Remember where you’re at. It’s hard. Move past physical attraction. Trust me. There’s an endless supply of that. Unfortunately, many times it’s accompanied by entitlement. That pairing doesn’t end well.

Uber tACL45 Jun 29, 2018

Time heals all wounds. Cut contact and start recovering. Easier said than done, but it works