Getting fired

Chase / Eng
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Jun 13 25 Comments

How hard or easy is it to get fired at jpmorgan?

Tc:120k

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  • Say something not politically correct in an email
    Jun 13 0
  • Morgan Stanley / Eng XCby45
    If you want to get fired, just send some code to an ftp server you control. Might get arrested as a bonus.
    Jun 13 4
    • Chase / Design sKLU85
      Hell yeah now weโ€™re talkin
      Jun 13
    • New AOL Dev
      This guy knows how to get fired
      Jun 13
    • Chase / Eng
      OFqo26

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      This guy fucks
      Jun 13
    • New AOL Dev
      I do agree with this also. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘
      Jun 13
  • Capital One
    sduadt15

    Capital One

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    You want severance and got FAANG offer ? Most people do this in my current company as severance is generous around 6 months pay.
    Jun 13 1
  • New sqrroot
    Not sure why you are interested in getting fired. It is true they like cheap people. You are likely to stay if ur in political circle or getting fired is easy over there. It is not same place it used to be any more
    Jun 13 0
  • On a scale of 0-10, with 10 meaning extremely easy, and zero meaning it would take an act of Congress, about a 7.

    Add -2 points for a low TC. They like to keep cheap people.
    Jun 13 0
  • Chase raintrapd
    Unless youโ€™re grossly negligent or actively malicious then itโ€™s pretty hard, they have to PIP you, and then from there wait until next performance review to can you. You can get RIFโ€™d, but then you get 45 days for internal search & you get a severance at the end of it. PIPing takes I think around 6 months tho
    Jun 13 2
  • Chase / Eng
    OFqo26

    Chase Eng

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    Does this mean you can just slack off and leetcode?
    Jun 13 0
  • Chase / Design sKLU85
    If you do the right things, itโ€™s pretty easy.
    1. Tell people your compensation
    2. Question authority

    But if you coast and never push the envelope, youโ€™ll have job security for life.
    Jun 13 0
  • Chase / Eng
    KGOa50

    Chase Eng

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    Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs
    KGOa50more
    Huh? Like you want to try and get fired?
    Jun 13 0
  • Goldman Sachs
    123Thisguy

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    JPMorgan Chase & Co.
    123Thisguymore
    Play the game correctly and you'll be fine.
    Jun 13 0
  • Chase / Eng
    OFqo26

    Chase Eng

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    Reading some stuff online and it seems rare that people get fired
    Jun 13 0
  • New sqrroot
    It is very easy. The management will know everything you do.
    Jun 13 0
  • Chase coolturtle
    I haven't heard of anyone getting a pip
    Jun 13 3
    • Chase / Eng
      KGOa50

      Chase Eng

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      KGOa50more
      Like ever? They definitely happen I know of a few first hand. You really gotta suck though.
      Jun 13
    • Chase coolturtle
      Did they suck really hard? People just take a mobility opportunity if they suck where they currently are
      Jun 13
    • Chase / Eng
      KGOa50

      Chase Eng

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      Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs
      KGOa50more
      Some people can't take the hint to do that
      Jun 13
  • Chase / Eng Mom22Many
    Send a work file outside the network, you'll be fired next day. Otherwise, I've seen people on PIP, but never seen them fired.
    Jul 13 0
  • Chase / Eng 8==D~
    Hmm how much severance does chase give?
    Jun 13 0