What is it with me and wanting to sleep with a few people on my team? The sucky part is not knowing how to go about asking them out.
Casually mention it on a code review comment.
Don't do it. There's hundreds to choose from that aren't on your squad.
Totally normal to develop a crush on people you spend time with. It's human nature. But better for your career to jerk off and look elsewhere.
But it’s so tempting
Are you Indian?
No, I’m American. Born and raised.
Wana go out for coffee? Trying to expedite my green card!
Seen people doing it. Didn’t end up well.
Don’t do it. Find someone you don’t work closely with.
Just make sure if you do you do them all. Just call it team building
Rule 1. Don’t shit where you eat. Rule 2. Don’t eat where you shit.
Hmmmm. You mean if i have to go bathroom i have to run to next door Microsoft and use theirs ??!?
You are welcome to use our bathrooms to eat your lunch in solitude.