Tech IndustryAug 30, 2022
AmazonTC-Bananas

5 reasons you should work at Amazon

1. If you're young and have no life or responsibilities outside of work. Amazon can be a great place to practice putting work before everything and everyone. Practice makes perfect! 2. You're already on antidepressants and suffer from insomnia. You're ahead of the curve and already prepared to answer nonsense emails at 3am. 3. You're in financial hardship and have no other option. Amazon will mislevel you and offer you less than you deserve. This is good for you because "it gives you room to grow." So be grateful. 4. You're curious about the PIP process. Amazon will graciously give you first hand experience to satisfy your curiosity. You're welcome. 5. You say sh*t like "I don't get why Amazon has a bad rep. It's really not that bad" DM me for a referral. TC 120 (non tech role) #FreeCareerAdvice #Amazon #BestPlaceToWork

Upstart VTrb63 Aug 30, 2022

Good info. I’m sold.

Amazon PU63se Aug 30, 2022

DM for a referral

Goldman Sachs lv_remote❤️ Aug 30, 2022

😂😂

Amazon SahS51 Aug 30, 2022

dear colleague please go to bed

Apple desperadoo Aug 30, 2022

Shitshop Amazon will never change . Toxic to the core . Forte is so useless , nobody takes any cognizance of it as the managers themselves are inept and incompetent lot .

Amazon 3[a]2[bc] Aug 30, 2022

The incompetent ones are now working at Apple

Apple desperadoo Aug 30, 2022

Lol incompetent ones are thankfully still shitting in Amazon and spitting toxic culture .

Argo AI Lidarshark Aug 30, 2022

I would not expect anything less from Earth's best employer.

Genesys zippydd Aug 30, 2022

They “strive” to be the earth’s best employer. Not be the best employer. As long as they strive, they are successful.

Snap 456jdgdwdv Aug 30, 2022

they haven't made many significant strides on that

Amazon i19u23pv Aug 30, 2022

i pledged tho

Amazon dqOO73 Aug 30, 2022

Well Lol.. I sense sour grapes. Even if all these happened to anyone, which is like very unlikely. (I mean one or two maybe but all at the same time, not really) The big tech TC would wash them nerves away. Unless of kors you have to put up with this for a small TC. My TC is so good for what I do is that I would tame lions for it. 乁( . ര ʖ̯ ര . )ㄏ

NVIDIA wfhever Aug 30, 2022

Hi HR

Salesforce ForceSal Aug 30, 2022

Dm for salesforce referral. for chilled out life 😀😛

Procore teektok Aug 30, 2022

Are they hiring?

Amazon XpNT62 Aug 30, 2022

I'm reading this at 3am....I'm definitely a fit...