Billionaire diamond trader dies from penis surgery. Just a reminder that money can't buy certain things...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6777961/Billionaire-diamond-trader-65-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery.html 🍿 Size does matter 🙃
The irony was the only way to save him during the enlargement operation was to have it cut off completely.
He is 65 years old. How old were the girls he was gonna use it with?
Probably 18 year olds 🤢
I guess he died doing something he was passionate about. 😁
Undergoing surgery?
Nah. Getting his wiener to be big so that he can flash it around and show who’s the boss.
“According to Mr Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day.” The guy had some serious insecurity issues.
He should have offered free magnifying glasses to his gfs instead.
He would be still alive where he a SWE in the Bay area as you don't need a larger dick if you only use your dick alone.
He paid a stiff price
Money can’t buy certain things, like non-douchiness