💩 status Google: layoffs, ChatGPT, Cloe Meta: metaverse gone, ai lead gone, tiktok Tiktok: US wants to ban Stripe: Missed IPO Airbnb: another layoffs Coinbase: no confidence in crypto Roblox, Unity: metaverse canceled Affirm: 90% stock crash Netflix: signups slowed down. Competitive space Snowflake: growth slowed down a lot Lyft: penny stocks Peloton: gym bike $2000 what Palantir: hype died Twitter: deserves to be in its own league Yelp: still alive? Square: 80% down Robinhood: grinding hard to get over its reputation Salesforce: no more aloha retirement home Ebay: house of scammers Splunk: no more growth. Datadog will eat it Zoom: I want the virus back All startups going down: ScaleAI, Instacart, Plaid, Quora, Rippling Neutral status Amazon: business as usual.Was crazy to begin with Uber: too big to fail Dropbox: steady like visa and mastercard Adobr: recovered Figma hit 👼 status Nvidia: ai war benefits Microsoft: sucking blood from OpenAI Apple: people want iPhones #google #meta #netflix #amazon #apple #microsoft #nvidia #dropbox #uber #adobe #rippling #scaleai #instacart #plaid #quora #yelp #twitter #square #robinhood #affirm #coinbase #airbnb #stripe #snowflake #databricks
Uber is not too big to fail 💀
Pretty good rankings lol
Great post. Sums it up well.
What's your point OP we all know Tech is shit currently.
Let’s celebrate it sarcastically
Oh add this conclusion in your post 😅 Now I get it.
Nit change 👼 > 😇 because those companies are ancient. Otherwise pretty good list.
What are the new ones you would add
Zoom is falling apart.
Shall we all go work at Pinterest and Etsy then? 😛
This is the most pessimistic, inaccurate post
Make it accurate then, and show us.
Bricks this is the truth
You are sayings that's how we had IBM and Intel, so what's the new FAANG ;)
I don’t understand how Dropbox is alive. They were literally just a UI for Amazon cloud storage Then again. I forgot my Dropbox password and pretty sure I still get charged like $8 a year or whatever. Haven’t used it in at least 5 years
Latest innovation is the “forgot password” button. You click on it and you can set up a new password. Pretty cool. You should try it.
@DeathTrapp careful. This is like introducing blinkers to BMW drivers. They pay for the service but don’t know how to use it.