Office LifeJan 25, 2019
Microsoftdir troll

Dear LinkedIn and Github

We bought you. You know you belong to Microsoft which means there are things we need to do for integration, so when I approach you to onboard you to things per our leadership, don’t be a dick about it. You can treat me like trash, but don’t forget your place. You need to check your attitudes and snap to at Microsoft. You’re a conquered nation, surrender. Vent - irritated at the 12 year olds who work at these companies and think they can still be a rogue entities. Grow up! I can’t wait until Satya hacks you guys up and lays off 75% of you idiots.

Amazon - Jan 25, 2019

Fuuuuuck... There are things on my github no human should ever see.

LinkedIn INittoWin Jan 25, 2019

We are more like prized trophies than conquered Nations 🏆 It was not like either LinkedIn or GitHub was doing even less than great as individual companies and Microsoft saved us. Don't hate you can always apply like everyone else.

Microsoft dir troll OP Jan 25, 2019

Yeah, more arrogant attitudes. You’ll be in the unemployment line soon enough.

LinkedIn INittoWin Jan 25, 2019

I am sorry that you are feeling so mistreated that you need to vent out here but at the same time you sound very bitter perhaps you are not happy at your role for other reasons. Either way hope you well. Also I am not worried about my job security and I am sure no one else here or GitHub is worried either

LinkedIn stung Jan 25, 2019

Less of a troll and more of a sore. You should be fired from your position. (Dir troll) And what did you expect when 40 year olds trie to collaborate with 12 year olds? Hacking is more than welcome. Not like we are in Redmond or Microsoft. Lot of companies trying to hire us in the bay area.

New
CivilLines Jan 25, 2019

Were you on the MSFT CorpDev team that pulled the trigger on these deals? Or do you work on the Internet Explorer team where no one gives a F about you? These hoes that talk like they were the ones that bought LI and GH are like kids when they say “WE have a Ferrari at our house.” Nah player, your dad has a Ferrari and your dad has a house, you just have front row seats but you’ll never see action on the court.

Oracle f5rj0 Jan 25, 2019

Foster dad*

Microsoft dir troll OP Jan 25, 2019

I’ve seen the plans to hack up Github. LinkedIn is fine for now. But soon enough it’ll start. First, it’ll be “put everything into Azure” then more links in the chain will be made. And before you know it, pink slips from HR. It’s going to be an interesting year. Glad other companies want you guys, you’ll be a little less in high demand when supply increases drastically.

Microsoft senpai🕴 Jan 25, 2019

Sounds more like a one-time company culture integration hack than hack into pieces.

Microsoft undefined Jan 25, 2019

Ignore the troll.

LinkedIn xbtmaster Jan 25, 2019

Even if we get fired, you will keep making less than what we make now! 😂

Microsoft anonymousM Jan 25, 2019

It takes time to integrate into Microsoft, sounds ridiculous but I took around 4-5 years to integrate to Microsoft culture, to figure out how stuff works over here, don't expect any less from people who have, like me worked on open source and non Microsoft technology and culture for years...I had to slow down a lot of some of my expectations, and raise others to align with the culture here...as always patience and inclusiveness with time is the key here, I think, no easy fixes :-)

Microsoft WABh32 Jan 25, 2019

Yes especially, people here do thinga in wierd ways and justify them with pride

Microsoft anonymousM Jan 25, 2019

True that

Proofpoint hbza02 Jan 25, 2019

This is why I love blind

GitHub 7fold Jan 25, 2019

lol

GitHub psyduck 🦆 Jan 25, 2019

it’s “GitHub” with a capital H, my friend

GitHub 7fold Jan 25, 2019

Hear hear

Microsoft OtpG12 Jan 25, 2019

PornHub