It feels nice to talk to someone who pretends to care about you. Even better if it's a girl. Confession over.
Let's start by hearing your elevator pitch ☺️
Wow awesome!! I have 3 stars on every 150cc (mirrored) Mario kart GP. But what service are you offering? Talking? Does it come with a happy ending?
Suicide prevention? Don't want to take resources away from people who need help more than me
Try some random customer service number for bank or other services.
wanna leet and chill?
Well we're already at G+F, why leet? Let's Mario kart and chill instead 😉
Get an Amazonian in between to form Facebook, Amazon and Google!
Hahaha
Tharki
Go volunteer in local shelter. Foster a dog. Meet new people. Make yourself useful to society.
I have had some pretty hot recruiters. Some of them I stalked on social media and saw some pretty slutty pics. My recruiter at Amazon had the hottest voice I thought she would be super hot when I met her. Nope.... solid 3/10 /confession
You have had some?
No :(
When I’ve had some real shit days or felt lonely, “the nicest place on the internet” cheered me up. Videos of strangers going up to the camera to “give a hug.” Warmed my heart. Too bad the site is gone now but thankfully a YouTube channel popped up in its place: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheNicestPlace
Dating apps?
😂 my success rate there is so low it would get delisted from NASDAQ before you can say MoviePass