Dating irony

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yMcg47

Microsoft

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Amicitiae nostrae memoriam spero sempiternam fore
yMcg47more
Mar 6, 2018 36 Comments

So I am one of those short asian guys. I am not even one of the popular types you see in western culture, so as we know, two and a half strikes against me. Few dates.

Anyway, i’ve been kinda seeing this girl and i guess she seems interesting and smart (phd, likes music, published papers in journals etc. ) so we have a lot to talk about. After a bunch of dates, she wants to come over for dinner and movie (wink wink etc).

Anyway that was sunday. I spent the entire day cleaning up ‘cause i never get company. Went shopping. Prepared stuff. Finally, i made dinner, played some some songs on my guitar, and she was so into it... and then a lot of stuff happened and we got naked... and i was so tired and fell asleep! Anyway she just woke me up at like 5am “i am going home before traffic gets bad”.

There you go... something you can laugh about. I almost got laid.

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  • Amazon / Eng
    Hooliganss

    Amazon Eng

    BIO
    AWS
    Hooliganssmore
    Dude, that’s awesome though! Progress is progress, and it sounds like you met an awesome woman! Grats!
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • NAVEX Global LndMnstr
    I’m a woman, so I thought I’d give some perspective. She may think you fell asleep because she wasn’t attractive enough. So, you should assure her that you think she’s pretty and you want to keep seeing her. If she likes you, she will forgive the awkwardness.
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • Lyft Garen
    If you want to see her again you need to fix this asap. when a woman shows you she wants sex and you decline (falling asleep counts), it makes her feel unattractive, and you become a living reminder of that. There is only one fix: call her up and invite her to your place. no dinner, no chit chat, it's business time.
    Mar 6, 2018 1
    • Workday / Eng u6eWVf
      How do I get a job at Lyft?
      Mar 6, 2018
  • Airbnb / Eng
    MeatyBeans

    Airbnb Eng

    PRE
    500 Startups
    MeatyBeansmore
    Next time try having a cup of coffee after dinner lol
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • eBay / Eng 👌ok
    That’s genuine. Tell this to her, she will appreciate your effort and for sure agree with you for another date. This time eat at restaurant then netflix and chill dude
    Mar 6, 2018 1
    • Amazon / Eng
      jc137

      Amazon Eng

      PRE
      Goldman Sachs
      jc137more
      This. She will probably respect you more for owning it. If not, go get another girl.
      Mar 6, 2018
  • Salesforce rcno01
    Congrats, you're doing better more than probably 75% people here :p
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • Amazon Moving?
    I’ve been here before where you put the woman on a pedestal and put in so much effort you were too tired. You will most likely recover from this but your next move is crucial. Be chill. Explain that you were so excited for the date that you woke up early and cleaned and made a big production (don’t spend time explaining this. Give the very quick version. You put in a lot of effort.) so you were exhausted and apologize for falling asleep. Don’t apologize for falling asleep and not being able to have sex. Just the falling asleep part. Tell her you’d like to see her again.

    She will almost definitely be interested in going again. She’s probably disappointed and wondering what she did wrong. Potentially even feeling inadequate and like you didn’t like her because you fell asleep. So casually explaining you the above will put her mind at ease.

    Congrats!
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • Microsoft / Eng Signting
    😍😍phD😍😍
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • Tableau / Other closegrok
    You should be glad that you are not short indian guy.
    Mar 6, 2018 3
    • New / Product Activ_trol
      Stop taking a shit on Indians.
      Mar 6, 2018
    • Tableau / Other closegrok
      I am not. Only on the short ones :). Being one myself, I have this one liberty lol.
      Mar 7, 2018
    • New / Product Activ_trol
      Haha we can thrive despite being short lol, a short one myself.
      Mar 7, 2018
  • You got naked and then fell asleep? LOL. Well ok! Man hit her up again and definitely order take out, some wine and Netflix. Or better yet when she walks in the door next time, give her that long hug, make out, get right to it, have sex and then go eat your take out.
    Mar 6, 2018 2
    • Microsoft 🔪 k
      I'll share my story. I've met a girl, we had sushi, met her friends, walked in the park, had some drinks. By the time we arrived at my place I was so tired that I just lay on my bed. She unzipped my pants and started doing blowjob, but I still fell asleep for few minutes. She said she needs to go home and I have never met her after that, but I still find it hilarious after 10 years. Don't sweat it.
      Mar 6, 2018
    • Haha that's a awesome story. Too bad she never came back for you to finish the job. Haha funny.
      Mar 7, 2018
  • Thumbtack Xcfh6jr
    She was probably disappointed. Try to make up for it
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • I am so what's the outcome, OP?
    Mar 9, 2018 4
    • Microsoft
      yMcg47

      Microsoft

      BIO
      Amicitiae nostrae memoriam spero sempiternam fore
      yMcg47more
      OP
      Nothing special. She thought i was trying to be a gentleman.
      She’s coming over tonight for sex... she wanted to make it explicitly clear. Heh.
      Mar 9, 2018
    • Amazon Moving?
      Chug a Red Bull. Now.
      Mar 9, 2018
    • lol all that cleaning and cooking and serenading for some puss* now it's nothing special, you might as well..
      👋🏼🍆💦
      Mar 9, 2018
    • Cisco / Eng SxSw2
      and ...?
      Mar 10, 2018
  • Airbnb CR43A91
    Might have lost her with that one
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • Facebook dXy349
    Despite being a total disaster at romance, you are doing better than most people who post on this topic. Well done!
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • New / Mgmt
    Portlandia

    New Mgmt

    PRE
    startups
    Portlandiamore
    Hire some cleaners next time :), so you can save your mojo to get your pipes cleaned. It’s all relative, depending on whether you want a relationship or to dip your pen in chocolate sauce. When I used to date, I always had cleaners every 15 days, so I knew I could focus on wine, food, movie and ambience. Short, tall, fat, thin, what matters is confidence. If you can fake it, you can mate it. Hang in there and try again, or hit the apps religiously
    Mar 6, 2018 0
  • Microsoft 🔪 k
    Dude, read those books:
    No more nice guy
    The book of pook

    They're eye openers.
    Mar 6, 2018 4
    • New
      fustercluk

      New

      BIO
      UX
      fusterclukmore
      "No more nice guy"

      Dear God no. OP Stay away
      Mar 6, 2018
    • Microsoft 🔪 k
      Why? Book is a bit more blue pilled than it should be, but has few good things to learn.
      Mar 6, 2018
    • New
      fustercluk

      New

      BIO
      UX
      fusterclukmore
      The title alone makes me cringe. Just like every single one of your comments
      Mar 6, 2018
    • Microsoft 🔪 k
      I take it as a compliment. Especially if you are a gal.
      Mar 6, 2018
  • Amazon ofrhz
    Anyone else curious about the outcome? 😂
    Mar 9, 2018 0
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    • Microsoft 🔪 k
      Don't make any excuses or explanations. Just tell her that she's beautiful, attractive or whatever. You have to let her know that you see a woman in her, not just a friend. Then set a date and start touching her hand, hair, back. She is coming to have sex, so make it easy for her to say yes.
      Mar 6, 2018
    • Microsoft 🔪 k
      That is another reason to read those books I referenced below and understand that men should never get relationship advice from women. Imagine if men gave advice to women on how to behave in relationship. Sounds ridiculous, right?
      Mar 6, 2018
    • New
      fustercluk

      New

      BIO
      UX
      fusterclukmore
      Advises
      Mar 6, 2018
    • Microsoft 🔪 k
      Thanks, corrected
      Mar 6, 2018